Saturday, January 17, 2009

3 Tournaments Coming

TENNIS E-News

Jan. 10, 2009 Vol. VIII, No. 2
South Carolina Tennis 2006 Media Award Winner
Hilton Head Island SC

Thanks to all the AOL folks who replied concerning our latest “encounter” with blocking TENNIS E-News. We haven’t a clue

as to what is happening … or why.

BUT FIRST:

Jan. 23-25 – Savannah Sanctioned NTRP Championships – see story below

Feb. 6-8 – Palmetto Dunes Resort Tennis Classic -- see story below

Feb. 12-15 – Daufuskie Island Adult Championships – see story below

Rosters Open Until Mar. 15

So You’re Not on a Team for Spring and Want To Be ...

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – Team rosters for the 2009 Hilton Head Island USTA League spring season are filling and, in some cases, full in anticipation of the start of play in a couple weeks. Some teams, however, do need players to compete in addition to the six that were required to get onto the schedule.

Teams seeking players are listed in “Looking for Players” below. Teams can add players to their rosters until midnight, Mar. 14.

The plethora of players signing up for another record spring league season is creating a scramble for courts and, in a few cases, likely to result in teams playing at a neutral court site. “One of these times we’re have to be going to night matches,” Local League Coordinator Jackie Reynecke told those at last week’s captains meetings. “That’s a nice problem to have.”

While Senior League matches have been played on weekday afternoons, this year one team is playing home matches on Saturday. Excedrin Headache #26 for schedulers and captains: One racquet club with 12 courts has five Senior 3.5 teams that play Wednesdays and two teaching pros.

The Spring season will be operating in separate HHI and ‘cross-the-bridge Coastal Carolina divisions. Each will be sending its champions to South Carolina State Championships in May: Seniors on May 9-11 on Hilton Head Island; Adult 4.0, 4.5 and 5.0 May 16-18 in Aiken and Adult 2.5, 3.0 and 3.5 States May 30-June 1 in Greenville.

$500 Grant With Each

Deadline Jan. 15 for TAHHI’s Volunteer and Sportsmanship Award Nominations

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – Deadline is Thursday the 15th to nominate individuals for volunteer and sportsmanship awards that the Tennis Association of Hilton Head Island will present at its annual meeting and dinner-dance Wednesday, Feb. 4 at the HHI Beach & Tennis Resort. Each of the three annual awards include a $500 grant.

The Dick Stitt Volunteer of the Year Award will be given to the adult TAHHI member who has voluntarily contributed many years of sustained superior performance in support of the programs of the Tennis Association of Hilton Head Island.

The Stan Smith (boys) and Kerry Melville Reid (girls) Sportsmanship Awards will go to a boy and a girl age 18 or under as of July 1, 2009. Nominees must have a minimum 3.0 grade-point average and show non-tennis school and community activities, other sports, theater, student body offices, music, church, youth center, etc. The nominees must demonstrate maturity during winning and losing efforts and maintain good practice habits, team spirit and on-court attitude as well as showing respect for peers, coaches and adults.

For nomination applications and detailed criteria, go to http://www.tahhi.org and select “Grants and Awards”. Mail completed award forms to Jim Purcell, 2 Woodbine Place #60, Hilton Head Island SC 29928. For additional information call 368-7694 or email jamespurcell@hargray.com.

Season Opener

Palmetto Dunes Resort Classic Feb. 6-8 With Rated and Open Singles and Doubles

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – The local 2009 tournament season will begin Feb. 6-8 with the Palmetto Dunes Resort Tennis Classic played (you guessed it) at Palmetto Dunes Tennis Center. Entry deadline is February Fool’s Day, Sunday the 1st.

Tournament Director Jackie Reynecke has set up men’s and women’s singles and doubles in 2.5 through open divisions, with entry fees of $45 per person for one event and $55 if playing two. Players entering two events are liable to play up to four matches in one day.

A welcome gift is included and continental breakfast will be set up each day and beer and soda in the afternoons and evening. Door prizes will be drawn throughout the weekend.

Play will begin Friday the 6th and continue through Sunday finals. An entry form is attached to this issue. For additional information, call PD at 785-1152.

Sanctioned Age & Rated Divisions

Daufuskie Island Adult Championships Set Feb. 12-15 at Haig Point Club

DAUFUSKIE ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – The 5th annual Daufuskie Island Adult Championships will return to the courts this year, but to different courts. The Feb. 12-15 USTA-sanctioned tournament directed by Ron Gwyn will be based at Haig Point Club.

For online entry, go to http://www.usta.com and select TennisLink, then Tournaments, then use ID #704105609.

Tournament divisions are men’s and women’s 40-80 singles, 40-75 doubles, as well as 3.0-4.0 singles and doubles. All will be single elimination events. Entry Fees are $59.63 for one event, $61.00 for two events per player. Entry includes a welcome gift, a fresh-grilled luncheon on Friday and Saturday. Tournament accommodations are available at the oceanfront Haig Point Club (686-9202).

All daily tournament players will use the Haig Point ferry. Players may bring one guest on the ferry per day. The passenger ferries will depart the Haig Point’s embarkation center at 10 Haig Point Circle, off Palmetto Bay Road on Hilton Head Island. Currently, ferry hourly departures are at 30 minutes after the hour, (i.e. 8:30, 9:30, 10:30…). Gwyn said that tournament matches will be scheduled with the ferry departures as a guide.

Entries with credit card information also may be faxed to the Haig Point Tennis Center at 686-2467 or may be mailed to Ron Gwyn Haig Point Tennis Center 10 Haig Point Circle Hilton Head Island SC 29928.

To contact Gwyn, call 384-0553 or email rgwyn@haigpoint.com.

Hardcourt Classic

Savannah Sanctioned NTRP Tournament Jan. 23-25

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – Lowcountry players looking for some pre-league rated competition can hop across a couple bridges and enter the Savannah NTRP Winter Classic (Level III, 150 points) that will be played Jan. 23-25 in men’s and women’s singles and doubles and mixed doubles. Entry deadline is Sunday the 18th.

Tournament Director Cindy Knight lists playing categories for the hardcourt tournament as Men’s Open, 3.0-5.0 singles; Women’s Open, 2.5-4.5 singles; Men’s/Women’s Open, 3.0-4.5 doubles; Combo mixed doubles 6.0, 7.0, 8.0. All events are single elimination.

Entry Fees are $28 singles, $28 first doubles, $18 each additional doubles per player. Entry is online only. Go to http://www.usta.com and select TennisLink, then Tournaments, then use ID #703486309.

To contact Knight: (912)961-1771 or Cell: (912) 661-3333 or email ustatournament@yahoo.com.

4.0 Senior Men’s Interclub

Results 1/6/09

Indigo Run 2, Long Cove 1

Moss Creek 2, Port Royal 1

Cts Sets Games

2nd Half W-L Won Lost Lost

Indigo Run 1-0 2 2 25

Moss Creek 1-0 2 3 33

Long Cove 0-1 1 4 29

Port Royal 0-1 1 5 42

3.5 Senior Men’s Interclub

Jan. 7 Results

Spring Lake Lakers 2, SC Yacht Club 1

Moss Creek 2, Long Cove 1

Indigo Run 3, Spring Lake Mis-hits 0

Sea Pines CC 3, Port Royal 0

South Beach 2, Belfair 1

Standings 1/7/09 Matches Courts

Club won lost won lost

Indigo Run 6 0 18 0

South Beach 5 0 11 4

Sea Pines CC 5 1 12 6

Port Royal 3 2 8 7

Spring Lake Lakers 3 3 9 9

Country Club of HH 2 3 7 8

Long Cove 2 3 6 9

Belfair 2 4 6 12

Spring Lake Mis-Hits 1 4 6 9

Moss Creek 1 5 4 14

SCYC 0 5 3 12

3.0 Senior Men’s Interclub

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News via Dick Sonberg) -- Flight B has completed its regular schedule. The winner is

Country Club of Hilton Head Hustlers (Dave Crespan, captain) with a 5 wins, 2 losses and 7 courts lost record. They nosed out Spring Lake Mis-Hits (Tom Larkin, captain) who were 5 wins, 2 losses and 8 courts lost. Bob Pentz' Shipyard Rockets came in third place with 4 wins and 3 losses. CC of HH Hustlers will now play off for the league championship against the overall winner of Flight A.

Belfair/Colleton River (Jack Williams, captain) won Round 1 of Flight A with a 5-0 unblemished record. In Round 2, Sea Pines Cardinals (Dick Sonberg, captain) is in first place with a 3-0 (1 court lost) record. Right behind is Indigo Run, also with a 3-0 record but 2 courts lost. Belfair is 2-1 and 2 courts lost. Sea Pines plays at Indigo Run Monday afternoon, which could decide the outcome of Round 2. Winners of Round 1 and 2 will playoff on Friday, Jan. 23 to determine who plays CC of HH in the championship match the last week in January.

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Looking for Players

3.5 Senior & Adult Men – Spanish Wells team is seeking more Senior and Adult players. Contact Captain Bob Heise 671-5532 or bobandlindah@yahoo.com.

3.0 Senior Men – Spanish Wells needs more players for its Senior 3.0 team. Contact Mike Caboy 681-2819 or 227-3916.

3.5 Senior Men -- Callawassie is looking for some Senior 3.5 players to fill the team. Contact Ron Covault at mcovault@sbcglobal.net or 987-0924.

3.5 Adult Women -- A new 3.5 Thursday team out of Indigo Run needs some singles players. Contact Tracy Breinich, tracy@thebreinichs.org 681-9575.

… or a Team

2.5 Adult Man – I am in Moss Creek and on the 2.5 team. Last year I played up but this year that team is full. If anyone needs a player, I would be happy to fill in. Jim Stewart 837-2922 or stewboyd@aol.com.

3.5 Adult Man -- Singles player in Bluffton looking to join a 3.5 team. Contact Andrew Caggiano 298-0555 or andrew.caggiano@gulfstream.com.

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Upcoming Tournaments/Activity:

Jan. 7: HHI meeting for USTA League captains at 4 p.m. and 5:15 p.m. at Hilton Head (Island) Library.

Feb. 4: TAHHI Annual Meeting and Dinner-Dance at HHI Beach & Tennis Resort

Feb. 6-8: Palmetto Dunes Resort Tennis Classic / Palmetto Dunes Tennis Center / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles in rated divisions 2.5 thru open / Benefit National Multiple Sclerosis Society / Contact Palmetto Dunes at 785-1152.

Feb. 12-15: Daufuskie Island Adult Championships / Daufuskie Island Resort / USTA-sanctioned / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles (no mixed) in 40-80 age divisions; rating divisions 3.0, 3.5, 4.0. / ID #704105609 / Contact Ron Gwyn at 384-0553.

Feb. 14-20: Professional Tennis Registry $25,000 Championships / Van Der Meer Shipyard Racquet Club / USTA-sanctioned / ID #704102409 / Contact Peggy Edwards peggy@ptrtennis.org / 785-7244

TENNIS E-News FootNote

ooooO

( ) After telling the story of Noah, a teacher asked her class if they thought Noah did much fishing from the ark.

( ) “No”, perked up one lad. “He only had two worms.”

(___)

-- Dennis Malick

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Captains Meet Wednesday

2009 HHI Tournament & Tennis Events Schedule is an attachment to this issue.

Beginning of the 8th year of …

TENNIS E-News

Jan. 06, 2009 Vol. VIII, No. 1
South Carolina Tennis 2006 Media Award Winner
Hilton Head Island SC

Season Starts in 3 Weeks

Team Captains Meetings Wednesday – Ya Gotta Be There

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – Hilton Head Island USTA League team captains will meet with local coordinators Wednesday to set up the Spring season that will begin Jan. 26. Schedules are complete and posted on TennisLink in most rating divisions.

A team captain, co-captain or team rep must attend either the 4 p.m. or 5:15 p.m. meetings at Hilton Head (Island) Library. The 2009 Local League Rules will be among topics covered by Local League Coordinator Jackie Reynecke. Captains will meet their level coordinators and resolve any last-minute situations.

The Spring season will be operating in separate HHI and ‘cross-the-bridge Coastal Carolina divisions. Each will be sending its champions to South Carolina State Championships in May: Seniors on May 9-11 on Hilton Head Island; Adult 4.0, 4.5 and 5.0 May 16-18 in Aiken and Adult 2.5, 3.0 and 3.5 States May 30-June 1 in Greenville.

Playing-Up Alert – Senior Men’s Coordinator Don Grider has an strong message for his captains that most likely applies to all levels of men and women. “Make sure you inform any below-level players on your roster, i.e. 3.0 playing at 3.5, 3.5 playing at 4.0, etc. that playing up could cause them to be moved up to the next level at the end of the 2009 season.

Also, Grider said that no changes can be made in the playing dates of scheduled matches without prior consent of the level coordinator. Concerning the ’09 Local League Rules, Grider urged captains to pay close attention to Section 3.01.B-Team and Section 3.01H(2) Team match and scoring.

Mixed Doubles Competition

Adult Team Tennis District Championship First Rounds Saturday

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – PTI Adult Team Tennis’ District Championships will get under way Saturday, with teams set up in a two-group round robin format. Matches will be played at Chaplin Public Tennis Center, Long Cove and Wexford.

Long Cove Napsters are #1 seed for the championships of the mixed doubles team competition. The first two rounds will be played Saturday. Final group rounds will be played Saturday the 17th to determine group top teams. Those two will meet for the district championship on Sunday the 18th at Chaplin Park.

The District Championships Players’ Party will be tonight from 6-9 p.m. at the Yacht Club of Hilton Head, located in Palmetto Bay Marina on the South End.

Here is the schedule as released by coordinator Tim Ryan. For information, contact Ryan at chaplinroundrobin@hotmail.com:

Saturday the 10th

Group I

11 a.m. – Ray’s Racketeers vs. Gwen’s Gators at Chaplin Public Tennis Center

Noon -- Long Cove Napsters vs. Jack's Jokers at Long Cove Club

2:30 p.m. -- Long Cove Napsters vs. Ray's Racketeers at Long Cove

3:30 p.m. -- Jack's Jokers vs. Gwen's Gators at Chaplin

Group II

9 a.m. -- Tim's Terminators vs. Sklarin's Wrath at Chaplin

11 a.m. -- Wexford Mixnmatch vs. Amy's Aces at Wexford

1:30 p.m. -- Tim's Terminators vs. Amy's Aces at Chaplin

4 p.m. -- Wexford Mixnmatch vs. Sklarin's Wrath at Wexford

Saturday the 17th

Group I

11 a.m. -- Long Cove Napsters vs. Gwen's Gators at Long Cove Club

1:30 p.m. -- Jack's Jokers vs. Ray's Racketeers at Chaplin

Group II

11 a.m. – Sklarin’s Wrath vs. Amy’s Aces at Chaplin Public Tennis Center

1:30 p.m. -- Wexford Mixnmatch vs. Tim's Terminators at Wexford

Sunday the 18th

Championship Finals

1 p.m. -- Winner of Group I vs. Winner of Group II at Home court of highest seed

Junior Team Tennis

Results of 1/3/09

14 and Under Intermediates

Villains over Beaufort 40-9 and 40-12.

Racquet Club Villains hold first place.

Wexford over Chaplin Park 40-12 and 32-17.

18 and Under Intermediates

Chaplin vs. Villains match of 1/3 postponed until Jan. 8th.

Bluffton hold first place.

The Spring Summer session of Junior Team Tennis (May through June) will offer two new Divisions; 18 and Under Beginner and 18 and Under Advanced. For information, contact Bob Brown at 290-2833.

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Looking for Players …

3.5 Senior Men -- Callawassie is looking for some Senior 3.5 players to fill the team. Contact Ron Covault at mcovault@sbcglobal.net or 987-0924.

4.0 Senior Women -- The Oldfield (Bluffton CCTA) is looking for 4.0 senior players. If interested, contact Jude Shriner at jms@webjockey1.com.
3.5 Adult Women -- A new 3.5 Thursday team out of Indigo Run needs some singles players. Contact Tracy Breinich, tracy@thebreinichs.org 681-9575.
3.0 Senior Women -- Palmetto Dunes is looking players. Contact Betty Ziplow at 686-6089 or bziplow@hargray.com.

… or a Team

2.5 Adult Man – I am in Moss Creek and on the 2.5 team. Last year I played up but this year that team is full. If anyone needs a player, I would be happy to fill in. Jim Stewart 837-2922 or stewboyd@aol.com.

3.5 Adult Man -- Singles player in Bluffton looking to join a 3.5 team. Contact Andrew Caggiano 298-0555 or andrew.caggiano@gulfstream.com.

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Upcoming Tournaments/Activity:

Jan. 7: HHI meeting for USTA League captains at 4 p.m. and 5:15 p.m. at Hilton Head (Island) Library.

Feb. 4: TAHHI Annual Meeting and Dinner-Dance at HHI Beach & Tennis Resort

Feb. 6-8: Palmetto Dunes Resort Tennis Classic / Palmetto Dunes Tennis Center / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles in rated divisions 2.5 thru open / Benefit National Multiple Sclerosis Society / Contact Palmetto Dunes at 785-1152.

Feb. 12-15: Daufuskie Island Adult Championships / Daufuskie Island Resort / USTA-sanctioned / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles (no mixed) in 40-80 age divisions; rating divisions 3.0, 3.5, 4.0. / ID #704105609 / Contact Ron Gwyn at 384-0553.

Feb. 14-20: Professional Tennis Registry $25,000 Championships / Van Der Meer Shipyard Racquet Club / USTA-sanctioned / ID #704102409 / Contact Peggy Edwards peggy@ptrtennis.org / 785-7244

TENNIS E-News FootNote

ooooO Best thought for the new year:

( ) Don’t waste your time trying to be the best. There is so much more to life. Do a good job at work and

( ) then go home and do an equally good job at goofing off and all the other things that make life worth living.

(___) -- Raymond Lesser, co-publisher of Funny Times

-- Dennis Malick

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Yule Like This

TENNIS E-News

Dec. 24, 2008 Vol. VII, No. 137
South Carolina Tennis 2006 Media Award Winner
Hilton Head Island SC

Two women chatting: “A virgin birth I can accept, but three wise men? Ennnnh…not likely”

Notice to TAHHI USTA Spring League Captains:

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REGISTER ON TENNISLINK BEFORE DEC. 28.

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) – With many team numbers out for the USTA League spring season, that’s the blunt message for Tennis Association of HHI teams … unless the team/player would like to be in a league, say, in Charleston or Columbia.

The latter is a definite possibility if a local captain or player attempts to register for a roster before TennisLink opens for our local leagues on Dec. 28. Before that date, TennisLink’s software will search for any league whose registration already is open, like, say, Greenville. The commute to matches will be a challenge.

Specifics and instructions on how to register will be in the next issue of TENNIS E-News. You have better things to putz with between now and then anyhow. Enjoy the holidays.

Be a Sport & Name Your Choice

TAHHI’s Volunteer and Sportsmanship Award Nominations Open

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News) -- Volunteer and sportsmanship awards are up for nomination by the Tennis Association of Hilton Head Island. The presentations will be made at TAHHI’s annual meeting and dinner-dance Wednesday, Feb. 4 at the HHI Beach & Tennis Resort.

The Dick Stitt Volunteer of the Year Award will be given to the adult TAHHI member who has voluntarily contributed many years of sustained superior performance in support of the programs of the Tennis Association of Hilton Head Island.

The Stan Smith (boys) and Kerry Melville Reid (girls) Sportsmanship Awards will go to a boy and a girl age 18 or under as of July 1, 2009. Nominees must have a minimum 3.0 grade-point average and show non-tennis school and community activities, other sports, theater, student body offices, music, church, youth center, etc. The nominees must demonstrate maturity during winning and losing efforts and maintain good practice habits, team spirit and on-court attitude as well as showing respect for peers, coaches and adults.

For nomination applications and detailed criteria, go to http://www.tahhi.org and select “Grants and Awards”. Mail completed award forms to Jim Purcell, 2 Woodbine Place #60, Hilton Head Island SC 29928. For additional information call 368-7694 or email jamespurcell@hargray.com.

Complete information and mailback form for the TAHHI annual event will be included in the next E-News.

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3.0 Senior Men’s Interclub

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News via Dick Sonberg) -- After matches played Monday in Flight A of the 3.0 Interclub League (Flight B was not scheduled to play Monday), here are the up-to-date league standings:

Flight A - Belfair/Colleton River Bashers won the First Round of play in Flight A with a 5-0 (only three courts lost) record. The nearest competitor was Indigo Run at 3-2 and five courts lost. Belfair has qualified for the Flight A playoff match on Friday, Jan. 23 if it is necessary to determine an overall winner for Flight A. Flight A has completed 2 weeks of Round Two.

Flight A Round Two Courts

Team Won Lost Lost

Belfair 2 0 0

Sea Pines 2 0 0

Indigo Run 2 0 1

Spring Lake 0 2 5

CC of Hilton Head 0 2 6

Moss Creek 0 2 6

In 3.0 Flight B, only one round is being played. All eight teams have played six matches. The current standings for Flight B are:

Courts

Team Won Lost Lost

Spring Lake 5 1 6

CC of Hilton Head 4 2 6

Wexford 3 3 8

Hampton Hall 3 3 9

Moss Creek 3 3 9

Shipyard 3 3 11

Palmetto Dunes 2 4 8

Port Royal 1 5 14

Winners of Flight A and B are scheduled for a championship playoff Mon., Jan. 26, which is the start date of the USTA Senior League. If Belfair wins Round Two of Flight A, the playoff match will be Fri., Jan. 23. If Flight A requires a playoff match on Jan. 23, the championship match will be on a date satisfactory for both teams.

The next 3.0 standings report will be the first week in January.

Looking for Players …

3.5 Senior Men -- Callawassie is looking for some Senior 3.5 players to fill the team. Contact Ron Covault at mcovault@sbcglobal.net or 987-0924.

4.0 Senior Women -- The Oldfield (Bluffton CCTA) is looking for 4.0 senior players. If interested, contact Jude Shriner at jms@webjockey1.com.
3.5 Adult Women -- A new 3.5 Thursday team out of Indigo Run needs some singles players. Contact Tracy Breinich, tracy@thebreinichs.org 681-9575.

3.5 Adult Women – New CCTA team, the Beaufort Upstarts, looking for players. Contact clareZone@aol.com.

… or a Team

2.5 Adult Man – I am in Moss Creek and on the 2.5 team. Last year I played up but this year that team is full. If anyone needs a player, I would be happy to fill in. Jim Stewart 837-2922 or stewboyd@aol.com.

3.5 Adult Man -- Singles player in Bluffton looking to join a 3.5 team. Contact Andrew Caggiano 298-0555 or andrew.caggiano@gulfstream.com.

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Upcoming Tournaments/Activity:

Feb. 4: TAHHI Annual Meeting and Dinner-Dance at HHI Beach & Tennis Resort

Feb. 6-8: Palmetto Dunes Resort Tennis Classic / Palmetto Dunes Tennis Center / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles in rated divisions 2.5 thru open / Benefit National Multiple Sclerosis Society / Contact Palmetto Dunes at 785-1152.

Feb. 12-15: Daufuskie Island Adult Championships / Daufuskie Island Resort / USTA-sanctioned / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles (no mixed) in 40-80 age divisions; rating divisions 3.0, 3.5, 4.0. / ID #704105608 / Contact Ron Gwyn at 341-8647.

Feb. 14-19: Professional Tennis Registry $25,000 Championships / Van Der Meer Shipyard Racquet Club / Contact Peggy Edwards peggy@ptrtennis.org / 785-7244

TENNIS E-News FootNote

ooooO

( ) She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd

( ) done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, “But Gramma,

(___) you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!”

-- Dennis Malick

Napsters #1

TENNIS E-News

Dec. 22, 2008 Vol. VII, No. 136 South Carolina Tennis 2006 Media Award Winner Hilton Head Island SC

It’s must be That Time of Year. Invites are pouring in from, well, “Invite” for reunion.com and something called Plaxo, which is, we’re told, sort of a Facebook for adults … whatever Facebook is. “A greeting from a classmate” reads another quarantined, virus-laden email. With 1,200 of our closest tennis friends on our own plaxoreunionbook, we need someone to explain (23 words of less) what value any of those things would add to our life … or not.

Championship in January

Long Cove Napsters Finish on Top in Adult Team Tennis, Set as #1 Seed for Districts

HILTON HEAD ISLAND SC (TENNIS E-News via Tim Ryan) -- Long Cove was able to pull off an Adult Team Tennis two-peat as they finished the regular season with 354 games, thus earning the #1 seed in next month’s District Championships to be held here. The mixed doubles league format rewards the team with the most total games won.

Tim’s Terminators finished second in the standings; Sklarin’s Wrath was third and Jack’s Jokers fourth. The teams will line up that way in the Jan. 10, 17 and 18 playoffs that will use Chaplin Public Tennis Center, Long Cove and Wexford courts. To warm up for the championships, a players’ party will be Wednesday, Jan. 7 from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Yacht Club of Hilton Head which is located in Palmetto Bay Marina. Here are the groups and seeding for the District Championship:

Group I Group II
#1- Long Cove Napsters #2- Tim’s Terminators
#4- Jack's Jokers #3- Sklarin’s Wrath
#6- Ray's Racketeers #5- Amy’s Aces
#8- Gwen's Gators #7- Wexford Mixnmatch

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4.0 Senior Men’s Interclub

Results 12/16/08

Port Royal 3, Long Cove 0

Moss Creek 2, Indigo Run 1

Standings through 12/16

Courts Sets Games

W-L Won Lost Lost

Port Royal 3-2 9 13 128

Moss Creek 3-2 9 14 153

Indigo Run 2-3 7 19 171

Long Cove 2-3 5 21 169

3.5 Senior Men’s Interclub

Results 12/17

Port Royal 3, Long Cove 0

Indigo Run 3, Moss Creek 0

South Beach 3, SCYC 0

Sea Pines 2, CCHH 1

Spring Lake Lakers 3, Belfair 0

Standings as of 12/17/08

Matches Courts

Club won lost won lost

Indigo Run 5 0 15 0

South Beach 4 0 9 3

Sea Pines CC 4 1 9 6

Port Royal 3 1 8 4

Long Cove 2 2 5 7

Country Club of HH 2 3 7 8

Spring Lake Lakers 2 3 7 8

Belfair 2 3 5 10

Spring Lake Mis-Hits 1 3 6 6

SCYC 0 4 2 10

Moss Creek 0 5 2 13

Junior Team Tennis

Scores for week ending 12/20

12 and Under Intermediate

Villains over Bluffton 35-22 (Villains lead division)

14 and Under Beginners

Beaufort over Palmetto Hall 29-26 (Palmetto Hall lead division)

14 and Under Intermediate

SCYC over Chaplin Park 32-21 (Bluffton leads division)

18 and Under Intermediate

Villains over Beaufort 40-12 (Bluffton leads division)

Looking for Players …

3.0 Senior Women -- South Carolina Yacht Club team looking for players. Call Marcia Cornell (689-3885) or acornell@hargray.com

3.5 Senior Men -- Callawassie is looking for some Senior 3.5 players to fill the team. Contact Ron Covault at mcovault@sbcglobal.net or 987-0924.

4.0 Senior Women -- The Oldfield (Bluffton CCTA) is looking for 4.0 senior players. If interested, contact Jude Shriner at jms@webjockey1.com.
3.5 Adult Women -- A new 3.5 Thursday team out of Indigo Run needs some singles players. Contact Tracy Breinich, tracy@thebreinichs.org 681-9575.

3.5 Adult Women – New CCTA team, the Beaufort Upstarts, looking for players. Contact clareZone@aol.com.

… or a Team

2.5 Adult Man – I am in Moss Creek and on the 2.5 team. Last year I played up but this year that team is full. If anyone needs a player, I would be happy to fill in. Jim Stewart 837-2922 or stewboyd@aol.com.

2.5 Adult Woman -- Looking for a team. Call Claudia Emmert 671-1040 (h) or 816-0504 (cell).

3.5 Adult Man -- Singles player in Bluffton looking to join a 3.5 team. Contact Andrew Caggiano 298-0555 or andrew.caggiano@gulfstream.com.

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Upcoming Tournaments:

Feb. 6-8: Palmetto Dunes Resort Tennis Classic / Palmetto Dunes Tennis Center / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles in rated divisions 2.5 thru open / Benefit National Multiple Sclerosis Society / Contact Palmetto Dunes at 785-1152.

Feb. 12-15: Daufuskie Island Adult Championships / Daufuskie Island Resort / USTA-sanctioned / Men’s and women’s singles and doubles (no mixed) in 40-80 age divisions; rating divisions 3.0, 3.5, 4.0. / ID #704105608 / Contact Ron Gwyn at 341-8647.

Feb. 14-19: Professional Tennis Registry $25,000 Championships / Van Der Meer Shipyard Racquet Club / Contact Peggy Edwards peggy@ptrtennis.org / 785-7244

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( ) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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